I named my pager
isn't that cute?
you should too!

so what's your pagers name?
i'm waiting!

people give me a hard time 'cos i have a wooden arse
that's why there's only sandpaper in the bathroom
so just get over it ok!

i've got free vacation
and cable tv

i'm not a star baby
i'm a trip
can you dig me?

i like coffee
i feel tired

i got a dukes of hazard tattoo
and it's not even on the frickin' tv anymore

my friend doris says i should go to church more
so i told her go to hell...ok
just go to hell

i'm simple but im complicated
it was daddy's idea to show morse code on walkie talkies
we're rich now