Got me the strangest woman –
believe me; this chic’s no cinch.
but i really get her going
when her get ‘round my big ten-inch!
-record of a band that plays the blues.
well, a band that plays the blues!
she just loves my big ten-inch
record of her favorite blues.
now, now, babe!

last night, i tried to tease her -
i gave my love a little pinch.
she said, “now, stop that jivin’!
now, whip out your big ten-inch!
-record of a band that plays the blues.
well, a band that plays the blues!”
she just loves my big ten-inch
record of her favorite blues.
i-i-i cover her with kisses,
and when we’re in a lovers’ clench,
she gets all excited
when she begs for my big ten-inch!
-record of a band that plays the blues.
well, a band that plays the blues!
she just loves my big ten-inch
record of her favorite blues.

my gal don’t go for smokin’!
liquor just maker her flinch!
seems she don’t go for nothin’!
‘cept for my big ten-inch!
-record of a band that plays the blues.
band that plays the blues!
she just loves my big ten-inch
record of her favorite blues.