Howdy people. here's a little story 'bout an oooole friend of mine
and to all the weak folks out there, this is hardcore 10-4....

freaky friday, things ain't going my way-everything is gone, my life is
a country song

oh-oh,

i jumped out of my bed this morning-then i heard this crunchy sound
from my left leg that was broken-and a note was laying on the ground
baby i am leaving you this minute-took the car and the cats and dogs
got the boots and the rhinestone stetson-nothing's left but the note
you got, you suck

freaky friday, things ain't going my way-everything is gone, my life is
a country song. freaky friday, go play on the highway-everything is wrong, what the
heck is going on

oh-oh,

on my way through cross town traffic-i was hit by a giant truck
i came late to work and got fired-then suddenly the thunder struck

oh-oh,

baby i am leaving you this minute-took the car and the cats and dogs
got the boots and the rhinestone stetson-nothing's left but the note
you got, you suck

freaky friday, things ain't going my way-everything is gone, my life is
a country song. freaky friday, go play on the highway-everything is wrong, what the
heck is going on

life's a country song-hardcore 10-4
what the hell is wrong- yiiii-ha
life's a country song-hardcore 10-4
what the hell is going on

....well folks, thats all for now, life is just a god damn country song
and
that's a big 10-4