I want a girl with
a mind like a diamond
i want a girl who
knows what's best
i want a girl with
shoes that cut
and eyes that burn
like cigarettes
i want a girl with
the right allocations
who's fast and thorough
and sharp as a tack
she's playing
with her jewellery
she's putting up her hair
she's touring the facilities
and picking up slack

i want a girl with a short skirt
and a long jacket

i want a girl who
gets up early
i want a girl who
stays up late
i want a girl with
uninterupted prosperity
who used a machete
to cut through red tape

with fingernails that
shine like justice
and a voice that is dark
like tinted glass
she is fast and thorough
and sharp as a tack
she's touring the facilities
and picking up slack
i want a girl with a short skirt
and a long, long jacket

i want a girl with
a smooth liquidation
i want a girl with
the right dividends
and at the city bank
we will meet accidentally
we'll start to talk when
she borrows my pen

she wants a car with
a cupholder arm rest
she wants a car
that will get her there
she's changing her name
from kitty to karen
she's trading her mg for
a white chrystler laberan

i want a girl with a short skirt
and a long jacket