I want a girl with a mind like a diamond,
i want a girl who knows what's best,
i want a girl with shoes that cut,
and eyes that burn like cigarettes.

i want a girl with the right allocations,
who is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack.
she's playing with her jewelry,
she's putting up her hair,
she's touring the facility
and picking up slack.
i want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

i want a girl who gets up early, (gets up early!)
i want a girl who stays up late, (stays up late!)
i want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity,(uninterrupted!)
who uses a machete, to cut through red tape.

with fingernails that shine like justice,
and a voice that is dark like tinted glass,
she is fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack.
she's touring the facility
and picking up slack.
i want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket.

(na na na na.....)

i want a girl with the smooth liquidation, (smooth liquidation!)
i want a girl with good dividends, (good dividends!)
at citibank we will meet accidentally, (meet accidentally!)
we start to talk when she borrows my pen.

she wants a car with a cup holder-arm rest,
she wants a car that will get her there.
she's changing her name from kitty to karen,
she's trading her mg for a white, chrysler labaron
i want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket.

(na na na na na