Bell on door ring (clang), come on in
floyd observes my hairy chin
sit down in the chair don't be afraid
steaming hot towel on my face

i was shaved
i was shamed
i was shaved

barney ties me to the chair
i can't see i'm really scared
floyd breathes hard, i hear a zip
pee-pee pressed against my lips

i was shaved
i was shamed
i was shaved

i sense others in the room
opie, aunt bea i presume
they take turns and cut me up
i die smothered in aunt bee's muff...

i was shamed
i was shamed
i was shaved