I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
see how they run like pigs from a gun
see how they fly
i'm crying

sitting on a cornflake
waiting for the van to come
corporation tee-shirt
stupid bloody tuesday
man, you been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long
i am the eggman
they are the eggmen
i am the walrus
goo goo g'joob

mister city
policeman sitting
pretty little policemen in a row
see how they fly like lucy in the sky
see how they run
i'm crying
i'm crying
i'm crying
i'm crying
yellow matter custard
dripping from a dead dog's eye
crabalocker fishwife
pornographic priestess
boy, you been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down
i am the eggman
they are the eggmen
i am the walrus
goo goo g'joob

sitting in an english garden
waiting for the sun
if the sun don't come
you get a tan from
standing in the english rain
i am the eggman
they are the eggmen

i am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob

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choking smokers
don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
see how they smile
like pigs in a sty
see how they snied
i'm crying

semolina pilchard
climbing up the eiffel tower
elementary penguin
singing hari krishna
man, you should have seen them
kicking edgar allan poe
i am the eggman
they are the eggmen
i am the walrus
goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob
goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo

(written by john lennon and paul mccartney