Ellen, i fell in big loving with you.

i saw you by that pool.
i thought you thought i was cool.
i felt a longing in my tool.
so dye your hair
or change your name
have your left arm surgically removed
no matter what you do
ill be in love with you.

ellen, i fell in big loving with you.

you like corn, you like twelve,
you keep a pomade on your shelf
youve got a walnut like myself.
youve got grooves
and youve got shoes
and even though you lose your marbles
and you panic in a crisis im in love with you.
pose was once your man but you scared him away.
now your man is dan (thats me!)
and i am here to stay.

ellen, i fell in big loving with you.
ellen, i fell in big loving with you.

if you were blind in one eye, quadriplegic
or if you lost all your teeth
so that i had to chew your food for you,
no matter what you do,
ill be in love with you!